2014 World Cup Guide For Newbies...#10 Is For The Ladies.

It's that time again. I'm a die hard soccer fan so I made a list for newbies who might just be getting into the game. 

1. Every other sport is inferior.

2. This tournament’s ball is called the Brazuca. 

3. You need to be able to identify the group of death (Group G). There will always be drama and heartache here.

4. The refs want everyone to feel their weight...AT ALL TIMES!

5. Germany and Ghana are all grown up now. We’re watching to see if they are more refined.

6. Global rankings mean nothing.

7. The player you love the most probably dives in the most spectacular fashion.

8. South American teams tend to have a “win at any price” mentality. This guy is not the goalkeeper.

9. Keep your heart medication close. 

10. Ladies only: google the 2010 Vanity Fair World Cup Edition….you’re welcome. ;-)

Okay, I may have been a little over the top, but that comes with the territory. Happy watching. xoxoxo

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